That's readerS. As in plural. As in TWO. I was totally intimidated by it all, and then I realized it was just Jim & Dr. V. Okay, that sounds bad, because neither of them are just anything. They are both superheroes that fight bad guys everyday for the good guys--one fights karaoke pirates and the other fights heart worms, fleas & ticks. Really, that's just their day jobs though. They're superheroes because they are always taking the time to make me feel better when I am down and are always telling me I'm awesome, even when they're exhausted and worn down themselves. Now I just worked myself up into intimidated again.
Anyway, I will make an effort to post more frequently now that I have more than imaginary readers. Maybe you two can analyze me and figure out why I'm so weird. I'm sure a lawyer and a vet can figure out what to do with me. And, yes, I realize that a flea dip and legal institutionalization might be the best answer.